My Favorite Things

I do believe that the topic this month is favorites, so I thought I’d share a few of mine. As a writer of supernatural sex comedy, I have many opportunities to rifle though my most cherished creatures, body parts, sexual positions… So let’s open up my pictures folder and see what’s inside, shall we?

Favorite body part: eyes

I like ‘em big and brown. Preferably soulful. And possibly snarky. But yeah…eyes.

 

Favorite body part below the neck: Abs

I’m less into abs than eyes because it’s rare to find a man in real life who has really great abs. And one could argue that a dude with abs past the age of…what, 32?…may be a little too vain. Sure, some guys have a naturally lean frame, but… I figure abs exist mainly in the realm of imagination. Like D-cup breasts that look great without a bra. And people whose breath doesn’t stink in the morning.

Favorite article of clothing: OVERALLS!

They don’t have to look *this* 80’s, but I am a sucker for overalls. They harken back to the day of Salt n’ Pepa and asymmetrical haircuts. And by the way—both my kids currently have asymmetrical haircuts right now. So Booyah!

Favorite trend (past): Rollerskating!

Favorite trend (present): Sexy zombies!!

Howabout you? What are some of your favorite things?

 

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